After Will overhears Greg lying to Sarah (again), he loses it and gets all up into Greg's face
After 15 minutes of this episode, I pretty much lost all respect for Will. We keep talking about how Greg is putting on a front with his super cocky swag (a.k.a. "hautiness"), but I'm starting to think than Will's nice-guy persona is a facade too. I mean I kinda understand how he felt betrayed by Greg after befriending him and he ended up being the weird prankster, but brining his deceased father into an argument was way more than a low blow. I don't particularly like Greg nor his swag, but he was definitely a G for not socking Will. Well... he's either a G or a complete wuss. The jury is still out on that one.
But if I was in the same situation I don't think I woulda been able to just stand there if I had Weezy and Tom Cruise yelling in my face and talking about my father who died a year ago. I would've either A) thought to myself "well I guess my time in the Real World house is up" and socked Will in the face or B) I would've had to just walk away immediately before I did option A. They were basically begging to get knocked out.
The funniest thing to me was both Will and Dave blubbering after everything had died down. What's with the dudes in the Real World house this season? You got one dude who gets hype off of a jacket twirl and the other 3 who are big cry babies. There has been more dudes crying in the house than in the first season of ESPN's The Contender. If you're macho enough to wild out, then man up when the consequences come.
The Real World cast toast before the NC-17 orgy ensues
Was I the only one who was like "wtf?" when all the cast members (except for Sarah) were involved in the naked hot tub orgy? And of course the hos JoJO and Reva were in the mix too. I guess I can't really be surprised since it happens every season, but that was just nasty. I ain't about be naked with other dudes. Everybody was kissin on each other and of course Brianna was doing the most. I really hope they disinfect that hot tub daily otherwise that water has to be an STD breeding ground.
At the end of the episode, they all go to visit Joey in his rehab spot. He was looking much better and he'll be getting out soon. Everyone was happy to see him, especially Brianna. For some reason she started crying (tears of joy?) and when everyone else went over to give him a dap or a hug, she went and sat on his lap like he was Santa Claus. She's always just real sexually extra. That's really the only way to put it.
I feel bad for Joey though because like Sarah said, Hollywood is filled with "red flags." This dude really shouldn't go back to the house at all. He should thank the Real World for the free rehabilitation and go back home. The cast goes partying out every single night, and even though some of them claim that they'll cut back on the lasciviousness, the alcohol will still be flowing profusely and he'll be tempted back off the wagon. I'm guessing it'll be Brianna's fault since she basically refused to curb her partying because she supposedly needs to party in order to network with people for her music. She hasn't made any progress on her music since she's been there, but now all of sudden her partying is integral to her networking. Riiiiiiiight...
Joey's coming back in the next episode. I hate to say it, but I feel like he'll go back to drinking before the episode is even over. His roommates really don't have his back in this. Also, Will runs in to Janelle from Real World: Key West, who's apparently in L.A. doing it "big" in the music business. You gotta watch the sneak preview and tell me what you think about Will's attempt at spitting game at Janelle...
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